10 Tips for a Happy Great Pyrenees
I’m always trying to figure out what I can do to keep Mauja and Atka happy. While the fluffies are our whole world, I continually feel there is more I could do for them. After much thought, I came up with 10 tips for a happy Great Pyrenees.
Buy an expensive dog bed
Then watch the dog bed sit in the corner collecting dust while your Great Pyrenees prefers to lay on the cool, hard floor. Or completely take over your couch. One of the two.
Set up play dates
You want to keep your Pyrenees exercised and socialized. After 5 minutes of play, realize Pyrenees has settled into guard dog duty in the shade instead.
Schedule a spa day
High-end shampoo and conditioner, paw massages, and a thorough brushing to keep the coat functioning well. Catch Pyrenees rolling in the mud as soon as you get home.
Feed premium-quality food
Spend your day preparing healthy meals or purchase top of the line food for your Pyrenees. Cry when your Pyrenees snubs your high-quality, healthy meal.
Put out a baby pool
Search high and low for a Pyrenees-sized pool to keep him cool in the summer. Watch Pyrenees use it as a giant water bowl instead.
Prepare a Kong with favorite snacks
Notice Pyrenees get bored of the Kong after 5 minutes, before becoming even close to finishing it. This is true for most all treat-dispensing toys.
Buy presents for each holiday or celebration
Throw your hands up in despair as Pyrenees completely ignores the new toys.
Encourage sleeping and cuddling on the bed
Remember Pyrenees is massive and you have to sleep on the floor instead.
Allow guarding and barking
Both are necessary to satisfy instinctual needs and keep yourself safe. Learn that Pyrenees thinks the leaves blowing outside are threats (or any of these other 101+ reasons).
Offer all the kisses and snuggles in the world
Live your happiest lives together <3
Alright, tell the truth. Who can relate to these points?
How do you keep your Great Pyrenees happy?